Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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