Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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