So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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