do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
