There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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