whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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