I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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