My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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