fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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