im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
