I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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