the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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