and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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