He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hippo gnu deer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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