And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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