strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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