i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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