No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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