Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
