Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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