Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
