i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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