Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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