Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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