I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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