You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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