yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Still dying that you shit outside
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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