Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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