My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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