So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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