walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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