Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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