Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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