I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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