what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We need to get me chipped asap
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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