i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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