Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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