Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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