Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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