Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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