last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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