I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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