I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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