How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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