The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's never too late to be topless.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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