i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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