I bet he comes in French.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
be right there i have to get my cape
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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