i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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