You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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