I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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