Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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