If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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