ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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