They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
